December 2011
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Resolve THIS.
So every year approximately fifteen billion people make thirteen thousand New Year’s resolutions each, and every year, on January 3, 99.99% of people spiral into self-loathing because they failed to do anything even remotely close to one of them. And to that I say no more. NO MORE, JANUARY 1. I can’t take your promise of a new day, only to realize that it’s January 2 and...
The David Topping Show: When you tweet this New... →
davidtopping:
It’s the holidays. Some people are going to be idiots and drive drunk. Since 1977, police across Ontario have been trying to stop them by running spot checks as part of the Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere, or RIDE, program—which aims to not only catch drunk drivers, but deter them altogether….
Read the whole thing, y’all.
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Letters From Anne: Resolutions (Fuck Them!) →
Okay, fine that’s not the official title, but LET’S GET CONTROVERSIAL ON TUMBLR, RIGHT?
Anyway! Last Letters From Anne of 2011. We’ve been through so much together, guys. Let’s all wear friendship bracelets.
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Old-Lady Movie Night: 'Dazed and Confused' →
Ever wondered how Dazed and Confused translates today? No, me neither. But whatever! I wrote about it.
“Wipe that face off your head, bitch!”
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swagginiaintbraggin:
FINALLY BOUGHT IT. MY REACTION COMPLETELY.
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